AN EVIL METALLIC ARMY HAS DESCENDED UPON A-TOWN!!! THOUSANDS OF DEMONIC ONE ARMED BANDITS HAVE INVADED!!! UNCLE 9 – 5 – Q NEEDS YOU TO JOIN THE REVOLUTION AND HELP US BEAT THE PUMP!!! TO ENLIST, LISTEN FOR THE Q TO CALL AT 11:30, 12:30, 2:30 AND 4:30 AND WIN FREE GAS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!! BUT BE BRAVE SOLDIER, IF THE PUMP SHUTS OFF BEFORE YOU TURN IT OFF … YOU’LL LOSE ALL YOUR PRIZES!!!
HOW IT WORKS
BE CALLER NUMBER NINE AND HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN PRIZES STATED ABOVE. THE COMPUTIZED GAS PUMP WILL SPIT OUT RANDOM PRIZES BUT IF IT STOPS GIVING OUT PRIZES BEFORE YOU SAY, "STOP" YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR PRIZES!!! BE BRAVE SOLDIER AND THE REWARDS WILL BE GREAT. GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL, CHANNEL 9 - 5 - Q NEEDS YOU!!!
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